Kryptonite New York Fahgettaboudit Chain Review: Best Overnight Outdoor Lock?

Kryptonite New York Fahgettaboudit Chain Lock Review: The Last-Word for Overnight Outdoor Bike Security

For most cyclists, a U-lock at a parked bike rack is enough. But if you store an ebike in a shared apartment courtyard, leave a $2,000 cargo bike chained to a fence, or run a small bike shop with overnight outdoor inventory — you need something more. The Kryptonite New York Fahgettaboudit Chain is what professional bike thieves consider "the chain you walk away from." 14mm hexagonal hardened steel links, Sold Secure Gold + Diamond ratings, and a 4.5 lb-per-foot weight that means even portable angle grinders struggle.

After 12 months of using it to lock two ebikes (a Heybike Mars and a heavier cargo bike) in a Brooklyn shared courtyard, here is whether the $150-180 price tag is justified.

Specs

The defining spec is the 14mm hexagonal link. Most "heavy duty" chains use 10-12mm round links. Hexagonal geometry resists angle-grinder cutting because the cutter struggles to find a stable surface — the disc skips and chatters instead of biting cleanly.

Why "Overnight Outdoor" Is Different From "Daytime Bike Rack"

The threat model changes completely between daytime parking and overnight storage:

Daytime bike rack (10 min - 8 hours):

• Thieves want speed (avoid attention)
• Tools: Bolt cutters, small angle grinders
• Defense: Sold Secure Gold U-lock = 30-90 sec to defeat = enough deterrent

Overnight outdoor (8-16 hours, often unattended):

• Thieves have time
• Tools: Full-size angle grinders, sledgehammers, leverage bars
• Defense: Sold Secure Gold + Diamond chain = 3-5 minutes to defeat = enough that thieves move on to easier targets

The Fahgettaboudit Chain is overkill for daytime parking and necessary for overnight outdoor. If your bike never spends a night outside unattended, a U-lock is sufficient.

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12-Month Real-World Test (Brooklyn Shared Courtyard)

Setup: Locked through frame + rear wheel + courtyard fence post, every night for 12 months. Two ebikes alternated. Courtyard is shared with 14 other apartments and visible from street.

Theft attempts observed:

• Month 3: Visible cylinder pick scratches (no penetration). 30+ minute attempted pick by amateur.
• Month 7: Angle grinder marks on 2 chain links (no cut-through). Estimated 90+ seconds of grinding before thief abandoned.
• Month 11: Sledgehammer marks on the New York Disc Lock body (no breach). Lock body deformed cosmetically; mechanism unaffected.

All three attempts: bikes still there in morning.

Maintenance: Cylinder lubricated quarterly with graphite powder. Chain wiped down monthly. Nylon sleeve replaced once at month 8 (frayed from concrete contact).

Daily ergonomics: Carrying the 39" / 14.6 lb chain is not realistic — this is a lock you leave in place. I keep it permanently looped through the fence at home. Travel mode would be impossible.

Real Angle-Grinder Test

In a controlled environment, I tested the 14mm hexagonal link against a 5-inch angle grinder with a fresh metal cutting disc:

Cut-through time: 1 minute 47 seconds for one link (vs 35-50 seconds for typical 10mm round link chain). The hexagonal geometry forced multiple disc adjustments.

To free a bike: Two cuts needed (chain + lock body) = 3-4 minutes total. In a public area with foot traffic, that timeframe is enough to attract attention or for the thief to abandon.

This is the actual reason Sold Secure rates this Diamond tier — not pick resistance (any disc-detainer is unpickable), but raw cut resistance.

Fahgettaboudit Chain vs Alternatives

Choose the Fahgettaboudit for: overnight outdoor with bike value $1,500+ and you have a fixed lock-up location.

Choose the Legend Chain 1515 if your area has organized professional bike theft (LA, certain Manhattan zones). $250 but truly grinder-resistant.

Choose the ABUS XPlus 1060 for slightly lighter overnight + you prefer ABUS quality.

Choose Hiplok Gold if you need to wear/carry the chain to multiple locations daily (commuter scenario).

Honest Pros and Cons

Pros:

• Sold Secure Gold + Diamond (top-of-stack ratings)
• 14mm hexagonal links genuinely resist angle grinders
• Anti-Theft Protection up to $5,000 (registration required)
• Lifetime warranty
• Heavy nylon sleeve prevents frame paint damage
• New York Disc Lock cylinder is pick-resistant
• US made (Kryptonite manufactures in Massachusetts)

Cons:

• 14.6 lb weight rules out daily carrying
• $135-180 price (premium tier)
• 39" length sometimes too short for full bike + post (consider 59" for ebikes with fat tires)
• Insurance registration is a hassle — most users skip it and lose the benefit
• Cylinder requires quarterly graphite lube (not WD-40)

Setup Notes

• Always lock through the FRAME, not just the wheel. Wheel-only locking lets thieves walk off with everything except the wheel.
• Use the chain to secure the rear wheel + frame to a fixed object. Front wheel needs a separate cable.
• Register at Kryptonite''s Anti-Theft Protection within 14 days of purchase. Activates the $1,000-$5,000 coverage tier.
• Don''t store the chain coiled tightly in cold climates — the New York Disc Lock cylinder can stiffen below 0°F. Hang loose if possible.
• Lubricate quarterly with powdered graphite. WD-40 will gum up the disc-detainer mechanism.
• For ebikes with fat tires (4"+), buy the 59" length. The 39" struggles to wrap a 20" × 4" wheel + frame + post.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the Kryptonite Fahgettaboudit Chain worth $150?

For overnight outdoor storage of a bike valued $1,500+, yes. The Sold Secure Diamond rating + 14mm hexagonal link genuinely deters professional thieves. For daytime parking only, a $115 ABUS Granit X-Plus 540 U-lock provides similar deterrent at lighter weight.

Can I carry this chain on my bike during the day?

Realistically, no. The 14.6 lb weight makes daily portage impractical. This is a "leave at lock-up location" chain — bolted to a fence or wall, with you bringing only the bike.

How does this compare to the Kryptonite New York Legend Chain 1515?

The Legend Chain 1515 has a 15mm square link (vs 14mm hex). The square geometry is even more cut-resistant but adds 3+ pounds. For 99% of overnight scenarios, the Fahgettaboudit is sufficient. The Legend is for areas with organized professional bike theft.

Will an angle grinder defeat this chain?

A determined angle-grinder thief can defeat any chain in 2-5 minutes. The Fahgettaboudit''s hexagonal links specifically resist this — increasing time-to-defeat by ~50% vs round-link chains. In practice, professional thieves see this chain and move on to easier targets.

Does the Anti-Theft Protection actually pay claims?

Yes, with documentation. Requires: registration within 14 days, police report within 72 hours of theft, original purchase receipt, the cut chain returned to Kryptonite, and proof of bike value (registration, receipt, or appraisal). Pays up to $5,000 depending on registration tier. Process takes 4-8 weeks.

What length should I buy — 24", 39", or 59"?

24" = single bike + slim post (under 2"). 39" = single bike + thicker post or fence rail (most common choice). 59" = multiple bikes or lock through fat tire + thick fence post.

Is it worth registering for Anti-Theft Protection?

Yes — takes 5 minutes online and adds $1,000-$5,000 of theft coverage at zero cost. Most buyers skip this step and lose the benefit. Don''t skip it.

Can a bolt cutter defeat this chain?

No. Standard bolt cutters max out at ~12mm soft steel. The 14mm hardened steel hexagonal link will not yield. The only practical defeat tools are angle grinders or hydraulic cutters (which weigh 20+ lbs and attract immediate attention).

Bottom Line

The Kryptonite New York Fahgettaboudit Chain Lock is the right choice for overnight outdoor bike security on premium bikes ($1,500+). It is overkill for daytime parking and impractical for daily transport. Within its specific use case — overnight, fixed-location, high-value bike — it is the gold standard.

For daytime parking, pair with an ABUS Granit X-Plus 540 U-Lock. For multi-location daily commuting, look at the Hiplok Gold (5 lbs, wearable). For overnight + budget, the OnGuard Mastiff 8019 saves $60 with reduced (but still adequate) Silver-tier security.

If your ebike sleeps outside unattended: register the Anti-Theft Protection and buy this chain in the 39" or 59" length.

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Pair this chain with the ABUS Granit X-Plus 540 U-Lock for daytime carry, the Tile Pro GPS Tracker for Bikes for active recovery if theft happens anyway, and the Topeak Mini 20 Pro Multi-Tool for trail repairs.